Personalized Pool Rules Beach Sign

Rules for the unconventional swimmer...not your traditional pool rules! No excessively brief bathing suits (unless you can pull it off...this is a tough crowd). If you have a contagious disease, do not swim (Go have a beer. Everybody'll know the guy drinking the beer has a contagious disease). Nonswimmers are to stay out of the deep end. You may be asked to demonstrate your swimming ability (Don't embarass yourself). No glass containers (only stainless steel martini shakers allowed). No swimsuit? Your tee-shirt is not adequate under any circumstances (unless you happen to be female). One person at-a-time on diving board (proof of health insurance may be requested). No loitering (unless you are making cocktails or have knowledge of CPR). THE INFLATABLE ZEBRA IS FOR THE KIDS! This one of a kind sign features an old style design with original verbiage. This sign is not a laminated or screen printed sign. It is actually printed by machine for exact detail. It features improved fade resistant pigments which will hold up well to sunlight. Available in your choice of wood or metal and in your choice of size.

Personalization Instructions:
You may replace 2 lines in this sign.

1. Line 1: You may replace Heffernan's with your text.
2. Line 2: You may replace Palm Springs with your text.

1. You may choose between Wood or Metal Style.
2. This sign normally ships within 10 business days.
3. You may add additional text to this sign for $30 per line - call 1-888-974-3557 to order.
4. Questions? Check out our Personalization Tips and Punctuation Guide.

No rating yet... Be the first to rate this product!